MONTCLAIR CALIFORNIA IS KNOWN FOR ITS TROUBLES WITH GANG ACTIVITY AND THEFT, SO THEY NEEDED A STERN FIGURE SUCH AS MYSELF TO REGULATE THE SITUATION.

WHEN I'M NOT AT WORK DEALING WITH CRIMINALS, AND NUCKLE HEADS', I'M OUT HAVING ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS I CAN. HERE IM SEEN CHILLING WITH MY GOOD FRIEND "BABE" THE PIG. HIS PRESENT HOME IS IN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. I'M ALSO SEEN HERE GETTING MY ASS CHOCKED TO DEATH BY THE "MUMMY". HE GOT PISSED BECAUSE I STEPPED UP IN HIS CRIB UNANNOUNCED. WON'T BE DOING THAT AGAIN ANY TIME SOON!

HERE I'M SEEN CHILLING ON THE BEAUTIFUL ISLAND OF CATALINA. CATALINA IS OFF THE COAST OF LOS ANGELES, AND ABOUT AN HOUR AWAY FROM THE COAST OF MEXICO.

HERE IS ANOTHER PIC OF ME ON THE ISLAND OF CATALINA. THE ISLAND IS REALLY PRETTY, AND IT'S A GOOD SPOT TO GO IF YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION WITH THAT SPEACIAL SOMEONE.

PAPA'S & BEER IS VERY POPULAR PLACE IN ENCENADA MEXICO. IF YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT'S EVER BEEN TO MEXICO, THEY'LL MOST LIKELY TELL YOU THAT THEY WENT TO PAPA'S & BEER. THIS JOINT IS MOSTLY FOR THE MEN BECAUSE THE WOMEN TEND TO GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY WITH THE ALCOHOL, AND START TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES.